Friday, February 16, 2007

memo: to all staff

Look, folks, I don't mind you having your little after-hours parties. We run a relaxed shop, right? But if you feel you absolutely must use my office for your Bacchanalian romps, I'd sure appreciate it if you'd clean the Mazola off my windows before you leave -- particularly on a morning when I need it for a client shoot.

Thanks.
Kat

posted by Christopher Locke at 10:59 AM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry Mom. won't happen again - we was just havin' some fun. And it wasn't actually bachannalian, just some so-so bolivian.

February 16, 2007 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, well, see that it doesn't, young lady or your Mon'll have spending Spring Break in your room (again) and this time without your fucking cellphone.

And, for the record, You know how she does NOT appreciate being 'outed' publicly as a 'mom' of any sort. For all you know, that story about having been deposited as an infant on her doorstep by those sickass Dianetic creeps just may be true. In which case, your 'real' mom might've been Kirstie Alley.

Better give THAT some thought before the next time you decide to act out.

February 25, 2007 8:44 PM  

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