those thieving bastards!

Dammit, Jeremy! I told you to grab that CLIENTOLOGY domain name, and now some guy who calls himself Elron Dullard has gone and stolen it. Oh, I'm so mad I could spit! I'm sure they read about it on your blog. So great, you gave them the idea and the opportunity by not following through. How many times did I ask you to register it? Do I have to do everything myself around here?

My only consolation these days is knowing that at least some people out there think I'm pretty.