do not mess with me, mister!

OK, Jeremy, I found your blog. Very funny. Just because I seem naive, doesn't mean I'm a moron. Oh you are so going to get it on Monday! How would you like it if I posted the full-frontal version of this photo I took in Orlando? Forgot about that one, didn't you? You low-life pillow-biter! Ass bandit! Fudge packer! Pole smoker! How about if I told stories about you and François? You are treading on very thin ice here, Bucko. Let the punishment fit the crime. And believe me, I'm thinking about it. Now I'm going to have to come back early tomorrow and book an extra session with Jill. Are they really laughing at me? Oooh, I hate you!